All The Reasons You Should Invest In Shitcoin Cryptocurrency

Isaac Durojaiye, the legendary CEO of DMT toilets, also known as Otunba Gaddafi used to say that shit business is serious business. He didn't just say it, he lived it, and worked that shit business into a multi-million Naira corporate empire which has outlived him by a decade. Since shit is so important, and the global economy is going digital, why is nobody thinking about taking shit to the virtual world, and harnessing the opportunities in this billion dollar global industry?

WHAT'S A SHITCOIN? Bitcoin was created in 2009, and after that, many creators delved into a frenzy of creating all sorts of cryptos to serve all sorts of purposes. Holders of Bitcoin, in their pride and arrogance mocked these "alt coins" as shitcoins. According to Investopedia: A shitcoin is a cryptocurrency with little to no value or digital currency that has no immediate, discernable purpose. The term is often used to describe altcoins or cryptocurrencies developed after Bitcoins became popular. WHAT IS SHITCOIN As the developers, creators and "hodlers" of these shitcoins cowered in the shame of being hounded and mocked by Bitcoiners, one visionary developer took pride in the works of his hand, and created the ultimate shitcoin to rule over all shitcoins, and appropriately named that shit Shitcoin.

WHY SHITCOIN WAS CREATED According to the developers of SHIT, it was created to provide whales, traders, and early adopters a shitty experience. Whales will be given preferential treatment such as early private discounted sales, and insider information from development team. 🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️ To encourage merchants to adopt ShitCoin as a standard of digital payments for all sorts of shit, and finally, to advance the cryptocurrency space by having a larger token supply. Bitcoin only has 21 million. Ethereum has 100 million. ShitCoin has 1 trillion. Which is better? 🤷🏾‍♂️ WHY BUY SHITCOIN? The first an most important reason is that in general, very low priced shitcoins have a higher potential of doubling or tripling in value within a few months than Bitcoin. I bought 80,000 Holochain in January 2021 at 0.0007 for $56 and by the end of March 2021 when Holochain reached $0.02 that stash was worth $1,600. 😎

Shitcoin in particular rose by more than 7,000% last month. this means if you had invested $100 on March 1st 2021, you would be withdrawing $7,000 by March 31st 2021. If you invested same $100 in Bitcoin or Ethereum during the same period, you'd get $130. Again, which is better? THE FUTURE OF SHITCOIN & FINDING A USE CASE Up till now, Shitcoin has only served as a fun token bought mostly by those who get the joke, and know they can earn crazy ROI within a short time, but that's not enough to keep this shit going. About 2 years ago, Nigeria overtook India as the global capital for open defecation. What this means is that out of a national population of 200,000,000 citizens, there are more Nigerians shitting in the streets and the bushes (50,000,0000 people) because of lack of access to toilets, than in India which is another poor country of 7 times our population (1,300,000,000). Since we all know that the Government will only write papers and hold conferences, and budget monies, which will be used mostly to buy brand new bulletproof Toyota Landcruisers, we've been seeking self-help ways to provide more Nigerians and possibly Indians with access to toilets, so when we stumbled upon Shitcoin, it was a Eureka moment.

What we propose, and are currently developing is an AirBnB type app which will help people easily and quickly locate the nearest public toilet to them when they're out of their homes, and also let them know if use is free or paid, and how much they may need to pay in Shitcoins. Brian Chesky called his platform AirBnB (Air, Bed and Breakfast), we're calling ours FartSnP (Fart, Shit and Piss). I know it's still April Fools Day, but does it look like I'm joking? 🤨🤨 We will collaborate with local Governments to list and map all public toilets on our app, then we'll also liaise with private organizations which have toilets open to the public. Eventually, we will begin to list private individuals who are willing to open their toilets to the public for a fee. It may sound implausible for now, but wait till my cousin who lives near Alaba Market finds out he can make $1 for every 10 minutes a stranger shits in his security post toilet. Anyway, this was how odd AirBnB sounded in the beginning: strangers living with you at home in this dangerous world. 😬😬😬

HOW TO BE A PART OF THE SHITCOIN FUTURE What you can do to be part of the future of this shit is to join the Shitcoin Community on Whatsapp (https://chat.whatsapp.com/ByWCu9Kqm0VEvHdKZyRLE6), Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/shitcoincrypto), Twitter (https://www.twitter.com/shitcoincrypto), Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/shitcoincrypto), Telegram (https://t.me/OfficialShitCoin), and every other gram there is out there. Buy some $SHIT before it blows up in your face and reaches the optimal price of $1. Finally, get ready for our Shit App, and if you can contribute to the realization of this shit, why not? Thank you for spending so much time reading all the shit I had to share. April Fools Day will now also be recognized as Shitcoin Day or Shit Day because this one one day when people do the shittiest shit to each other.

It's best to do your own research on shitcoins in general, and Shitcoin in particular. One tool that's easy to use is https://www.coingecko.com . Also, when you decide on what to do, you may need to create an account on http://www.binance.com from where you'll buy WAVES cryptocurrency which you'll send to www.unnamed.exchange where you can buy SHIT at a rate of about N0.00001916 (0.0000000479). Link to buy Shitcoin is https://www.unnamed.exchange/Exchange/Basic?market=SHIT_UTIP N20,000 which is less than $50 should buy you about 1,000,000,000 Shitcoins. Buy and hold for at least 2 years, then also ensure to check what we're doing regarding the Shit App, and our solution to open defecation in Nigeria and other parts of the world where this problem is prevalent.